Gopher
I got caught doing the gopher today at work by the Human Resources Director. For those of you who don’t know what a gopher is, it is when you pop your head up above your cubicle wall to look around and then sit back down in your chair. You know you do it . . .
The good thing is that we can all laugh about it afterwards and then other people pop their heads up to see what the laughing is all about. God Bless Cubicles and their creators.
However, me and a certain friend of mine might be kissing the cubicle life goodbye. Hello office with a window. A window that looks out onto a shady alley. An alley where homeless crack addicts sleep. And across the alley, a place where squatters live and furtively peer out of windows. Ahhhh . . . life is good.
August 16th, 2005 at 10:12 pm
Yes, as much as I too enjoy doing The Gopher at my cubicle station, I would much rather gaze upon the sleeping visages of crack addicts. And watch the guy in the building next door pick his nose. We can always get our Gopher on when we leave our future office and mingle with the peons in their cubicles.
August 27th, 2005 at 9:05 pm
geez, thanks guys. love, a peon.
August 29th, 2005 at 9:50 am
that’s prairie doggin’…